KICKED CANCER'S ASS FROM MAY 2007 - JULY 2008

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

A Very Big Day

Greetings Loyal Readers,

This is just a preview to whet your appetite (after all, who doesn't enjoy a good whetting every now and again?). Today Mom has an appoinment with her oncologist, Dr. Ann Mellott (of course, you probably know her better by her anagrammical name, Troll Named Cotton). Then later in the day, Mom is meeting with the doctor who will be performing the radiofrequency ablation/brachytherapy, Kent Sato.

Of course, the fact that Mom is seeing Dr. Sato poses a dilemma...what shall his nickname be? If we anagram Kent Sato we get "Snake Tot" -- not bad, but we can do better. If we add his middle initial, Kent T. Sato becomes "Stank Tote". Clearly, this is a regression from our first attempt. Hmm, let's see...an anagram of Doctor Kent Sato yields "A Cottoned Stork." Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! So later today, after we see the Cotton Troll and the Cottoned Stork, you my loyalest of readers, will have an update.

Do YFC a favor and think good thoughts today, k?

Until later...

Faithfully,
Corey

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